Les Gutterables: The Most Sexual Lines in the Musical

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Postby Catquesous » Thu Oct 09, 2008 4:11 pm

Vice wrote:...


"A moment of breathless delight."

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*gigglesnort*


This is nothing to do with what you just said, but yayyyyyy you have a Drew as Javert banner!

Ahem.
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Postby Vice » Thu Oct 09, 2008 7:41 pm

Catquesous wrote:
Vice wrote:...


"A moment of breathless delight."

...
*gigglesnort*


This is nothing to do with what you just said, but yayyyyyy you have a Drew as Javert banner!

Ahem.

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Postby Schmerg_The_Impaler » Thu Oct 09, 2008 9:27 pm

And of course, when Cosette sings, "This is a chain we'll never break..."

Marius and Cosette have an interesting way of affirming their affections.
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Postby hamatarorox » Thu Oct 09, 2008 10:07 pm

"Chain we'll never break..."

I agree, very odd way of saying I love you!
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Postby parnasse » Thu Oct 09, 2008 10:35 pm

'Til we come face to face will forever be my favorite.

Having worked at a theatre in a prominently gay town, it just makes that line a lot dirtier than it already is.

Of course, Grantaire's "Let's give them a screwing they'll never forget!" is a close second.

Some others that make me giggle;

"If you let me go, beware, you'll still answer to Javert."
Clearly, we know who's the boss in this relationship.

"This house, we're gonna do it!"


I always pictured Marius lying there clutching a teddy bear...

I kind of want to draw that now.

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Postby Schmerg_The_Impaler » Thu Oct 09, 2008 10:41 pm

"Parnasse, what are you doing so far out of your pants?"

"This house, we're gonna do it!"
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Postby Soprano091 » Fri Oct 10, 2008 2:26 am

Schmerg_The_Impaler wrote:I always pictured Marius lying there clutching a teddy bear...

As Loony would say ...
lesmisloony wrote:*is ded of lulz*


But seriously. That's hysterical.
As for moments I find awkward:

"I never shall yield till we come face to face."
"He knows his way in the dark."
"Let's give them a screwing they'll never forget."
"You know nothing of Javert."
"There is wine here to revive you; here's some bread to make you strong. There's a bed to rest till morning." (Let's get your strength up and go directly to bed. :shock:)
"Take him, Valjean! Before I change my mind!"
"I have only known one other who could do what you have done."
"A man your age to be as strong as you are ..."
"I'm doing everything all wrong!"
"I'll make you scream, you'll scream alright!" (Note: this was dirtier the way I misheard it, which was "I'll make you scream, you'll scream all night.")

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Postby Nessa » Fri Oct 10, 2008 11:52 am

Never thought the Bishop is THAT dirty. :lol:

But Javert wins.

And how about this:

"And here he comes like Don Juan" - add gesture what R makes here...
VALJEAN/JAVERT is OTP
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Postby Vice » Fri Oct 10, 2008 3:04 pm

Nessa wrote:"And here he comes like Don Juan" - add gesture what R makes here...

I LOVE that part.
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Postby MllePaula » Fri Oct 10, 2008 4:15 pm

Slightly OT, but I couldn't think of another place for this and, well, it's appropriate for all of you lovely Valjean/Javert shippers.

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Postby Catquesous » Fri Oct 10, 2008 4:37 pm

Erm... wow.

That is... something.

Where the bejeesus did you find that Paula??
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Postby Vice » Fri Oct 10, 2008 4:50 pm

:| :? :) :D :lol: :mrgreen:

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Postby Nessa » Fri Oct 10, 2008 5:00 pm

Is that Drew, and... who's the victim?

If that's Drew, he has a pretty big nose. And he's evil. :wink:


I realized that "The night is falling fast" is also naughty. At least, most Enjolrases sing it like that.
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Postby Catquesous » Fri Oct 10, 2008 5:12 pm

Nessa wrote:Is that Drew, and... who's the victim?

If that's Drew, he has a pretty big nose. And he's evil. :wink:




He does doesn't he? And the erm, victim, is Earl Carpenter I think. Plays Javert.
Ahh I know where its from now! Kind scary picture, but the one of Drew kissing Earl on the cheek is adorable.
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Postby Schmerg_The_Impaler » Fri Oct 10, 2008 8:23 pm

Paula, that picture is making me grin from ear to ear. Replace Drew with a llama and the Javert guy with my dad, and you have a scene from the petting zoo last summer. I swear, the facial expressions are spot-on.

P.S. I think Mr. Sarich has a lovely nose. But I also thought he was cuter when he was chubbier and playing Quasimodo. So I have really weird taste.
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