Les Gutterables: The Most Sexual Lines in the Musical

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Les Gutterables: The Most Sexual Lines in the Musical

Postby MmeJavert » Thu Aug 03, 2006 2:18 am

Right, so Marianne pointed out this video on YouTube wherein the Ten Most Sexual Lines in Les Mis are presented. Well, that amused me far too much.

So I ask you all to jump into the gutter and take any and all lines to give them dirty connotations!


I always snicker at They will come when we call!, and not just because Michael Maguire's voice always cracks, either.



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and to this day, she's glided on
always home but so far away
like a word misplaced
nothing said, what a waste

~pearl jam, "dissident"

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Postby regularvoltaire » Thu Aug 03, 2006 2:37 am

"I'll make you scream, you'll scream alright!"


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Postby wagrobanite » Thu Aug 03, 2006 4:52 am

oh wow.. I really don't want to do this but it's highly amusing and since I'm pissed at my internet right now (it kicks me off every 5 minutes)

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Postby Marianne » Thu Aug 03, 2006 7:47 am

"Oh god, it's everywhere!"

"Let others rise..."

"Take him, Valjean, before I change my mind!"

"I never shall yield til we come face to face..."

But you've heard all these, undoubtedly.
[Dieu] entend ta voix, ô fille des hommes! aussi bien que celle des constellations; car rien n'est petit pour celui devant lequel rien n'est grand.
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Postby duva » Thu Aug 03, 2006 8:42 pm

Ahahaha, link to the video?

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Postby MmeJavert » Fri Aug 04, 2006 3:30 am

I had meant to in the original post. Whoopsy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjE25jBgTFU

Watch the whole thing, it gets off kinda slowly. But it's definitely worth it. So amusing.
and to this day, she's glided on
always home but so far away
like a word misplaced
nothing said, what a waste

~pearl jam, "dissident"

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Postby mahrie » Sun Aug 20, 2006 11:51 pm

"Give me the spy Javert, let me take care of him" - I have no idea why, but it cracks me up.
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Postby Rowan » Mon Aug 21, 2006 1:00 am

"Ain' you all delighted now?"

"I like the way you always tease"

"That cop! He'd like to jump us"

"He said, give it to Cosette!"

"They will come one and all"


These lines can get very interesting.
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Postby mahrie » Mon Aug 21, 2006 10:00 pm

"Do what you have to do, this man belongs to you"
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Postby MmeJavert » Sun Aug 27, 2006 6:40 pm

"At rue du Bac they're straining at the leash!"

"What will you give me?" "Anything!"
and to this day, she's glided on
always home but so far away
like a word misplaced
nothing said, what a waste

~pearl jam, "dissident"

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Postby brittlesmile » Fri Sep 29, 2006 7:16 am

"M. the Mayor, you'll wear a different chain."

"No, I don't want your money, sir"
"Détruire les abus, cela ne suffit pas; il faut modifier les moeurs. Le moulin n'y est plus, le vent y est encore."

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Postby Vana Tuivana » Mon Oct 02, 2006 7:10 am

Well, this isn't dirty, per se, but my fave slashy line in all the musical:

"Lord let me find him, that I may see him..."

Because there's this nice pause before he says "safe behind bars", and it just makes me awww. Snookums is in wuv!

Oh, and also: "He knows his way in the dark." Reeeeeally. *suggestive eyebrow waggle*

:) Vana

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Postby MmeJavert » Mon Oct 02, 2006 7:40 am

"Let them come if they dare! We'll be there!"

*cough* I can take just about anything the wrong way. :D
and to this day, she's glided on
always home but so far away
like a word misplaced
nothing said, what a waste

~pearl jam, "dissident"

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Postby Vana Tuivana » Thu Oct 05, 2006 6:08 am

Is it possible to take these a right way?

For example: "Let's give them a screwing they'll never forget!"

I mean, WTF? I thought I was hearing that wrong the first few times, but it's definitely in there. :shock:

LOL. Musical theatre is teh pervy. And I love it. :D

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Postby MmeJavert » Thu Oct 05, 2006 6:11 am

"You at the barricades, listen to this: the people of Paris sleep in their beds..."
and to this day, she's glided on
always home but so far away
like a word misplaced
nothing said, what a waste

~pearl jam, "dissident"


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