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Ah, dammit (probably NSFW)

Posted: Fri May 17, 2013 5:00 am
by Majestic_Picnob
Apologies if this is inappropriate, and just delete it if it is, but I saw this and needed to vent.

Apparently Les Mis porn exists. I didn't actually look at any, don't worry, but I seem to have received confirmation it's out there. I know the internet is as the internet does, but I think some cows should just remain sacred, y'know?

Re: Ah, dammit (probably NSFW)

Posted: Fri May 17, 2013 5:04 am
by deHavilland
Are you referring to porn of the video variety or its literary counterpart? Because oh goodness is there Les Mis smut, and there definitely always has been.

And Hugo's probably pleased as punch about it all, too. (Aside from the part where basically the overall point tends to be missed in favor of the porn. But this is a man whose funeral instigated the prostitutes of Paris to work for free for the day.)

Re: Ah, dammit (probably NSFW)

Posted: Fri May 17, 2013 5:08 am
by Majestic_Picnob
deHavilland wrote:Are you referring to porn of the video variety or its literary counterpart? Because oh goodness is there Les Mis smut, and there definitely always has been.


I knew there was smutfic, but today was my first confirmation there's porn-y art, too.

There's also a French pornstar named Jean Valjean, apparently, though he doesn't otherwise have anything to do with LM.

Re: Ah, dammit (probably NSFW)

Posted: Fri May 17, 2013 10:03 am
by Aurelia Combeferre
There is, on DA. Have yet to dare myself to check 4chan.

Re: Ah, dammit (probably NSFW)

Posted: Fri May 17, 2013 10:44 am
by Acaila
Oh there's porny fanart....I don't know if I've seen anything *really* porny, but I don't tend to be into fanart.

Video though :shock:

Damn, you're making me want to google this Picnob.....
EDIT: From a literary critic viewpoint of course to see how they'd adapt the story!

Re: Ah, dammit (probably NSFW)

Posted: Fri May 17, 2013 5:34 pm
by deHavilland
Rule #34, my friends. If it exists: there is porn of it.

Re: Ah, dammit (probably NSFW)

Posted: Fri May 17, 2013 6:14 pm
by Majestic_Picnob
Like, I'll be the first to admit I have a pretty massive fiction-crush on Éponine. I'd still be creeped out if someone drew a porny picture of her, because, like I said, some things should remain sacred.

Re: Ah, dammit (probably NSFW)

Posted: Fri May 17, 2013 6:25 pm
by Acaila
Oh sweetie, there's no such thing as sacred on the internet :(
I'm trying to imagine wht form such a thing would take....I'm assuming Valjean/Javert?

Re: Ah, dammit (probably NSFW)

Posted: Sat May 18, 2013 5:18 am
by meow139
I've seen numerous Bossuet/Joly/Musichetta threesomes... Not sexy, not fun... I mean, I'm not a porn person to begin with (Unless it involves Enjolras stripping- always time for Enjolras stripping) but some things just don't need to be drawn. I think I saw Gavroche porn once...

Re: Ah, dammit (probably NSFW)

Posted: Sat May 18, 2013 6:12 am
by Majestic_Picnob
I knew there was Shoujo Cosette porn (because hey, anime) but had never heard of any for the more mainstream LM stuff.

Vaguely related, I've seen Mrs. Lovett porn. Which I guess is understandable due to, well, Helena Bonham Carter, but it still traumatized me for a week. Not really.

Re: Ah, dammit (probably NSFW)

Posted: Sat May 18, 2013 6:24 am
by Rachel
I've seen Kim Possible drawn porn. NOTHING CAN OUTDO THAT.

UPDATE: I just saw a blog dedicated to actors who looked like Les Mis characters in porn. KP WAS OUTDONE.

Re: Ah, dammit (probably NSFW)

Posted: Sat May 18, 2013 3:11 pm
by Acaila
Ok, can we clarify what we mean with these? Actual porny video, porny drawn art, porny not-drawn art, or smutfic?
Because stuff like Gavroche....umm......legality :S

Re: Ah, dammit (probably NSFW)

Posted: Sat May 18, 2013 9:42 pm
by The Bricklayer
Acaila wrote:Ok, can we clarify what we mean with these? Actual porny video, porny drawn art, porny not-drawn art, or smutfic?

I think it falls under the category of "All the above."
I avoid it if I can help it. I can do cuddles, but not porn.

Re: Ah, dammit (probably NSFW)

Posted: Tue May 19, 2015 2:57 am
by HotblackDesiato
Rule 34 applies here, as always. ff.net tells me there's an "explicit" Coraline/Good Omens crossover, but I'm too creeped out to read it. I mean, there is Tetris Rule 34 material, for the love of all things holy.