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Les Gutterables: The Most Sexual Lines in the Musical
Posted: Thu Aug 03, 2006 2:18 am
Right, so Marianne
pointed out this video on YouTube wherein the Ten Most Sexual Lines in Les Mis are presented. Well, that amused me far too much.
So I ask you all to jump into the gutter and take any and all lines to give them dirty connotations!
I always snicker at They will come when we call!
, and not just
because Michael Maguire's voice always cracks, either.
Posted: Thu Aug 03, 2006 2:37 am
"I'll make you scream, you'll scream alright!"
Posted: Thu Aug 03, 2006 4:52 am
oh wow.. I really don't want to do this but it's highly amusing and since I'm pissed at my internet right now (it kicks me off every 5 minutes)
"I dreamed a dream"
Posted: Thu Aug 03, 2006 7:47 am
"Oh god, it's everywhere!"
"Let others rise..."
"Take him, Valjean, before I change my mind!"
"I never shall yield til we come face to face..."
But you've heard all these, undoubtedly.
Posted: Thu Aug 03, 2006 8:42 pm
Ahahaha, link to the video?
Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 3:30 am
I had meant to in the original post. Whoopsy.
Watch the whole thing, it gets off kinda slowly. But it's definitely worth it. So amusing.
Posted: Sun Aug 20, 2006 11:51 pm
"Give me the spy Javert, let me take care of him" - I have no idea why, but it cracks me up.
Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2006 1:00 am
"Ain' you all delighted now?"
"I like the way you always tease"
"That cop! He'd like to jump us"
"He said, give it to Cosette!"
"They will come one and all"
These lines can get very interesting.
Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2006 10:00 pm
"Do what you have to do, this man belongs to you"
Posted: Sun Aug 27, 2006 6:40 pm
"At rue du Bac they're straining at the leash!"
"What will you give me?" "Anything!"
Posted: Fri Sep 29, 2006 7:16 am
"M. the Mayor, you'll wear a different chain."
"No, I don't want your money, sir"
Posted: Mon Oct 02, 2006 7:10 am
Well, this isn't dirty, per se, but my fave slashy line in all the musical:
"Lord let me find him, that I may see him..."
Because there's this nice pause before he says "safe behind bars", and it just makes me awww. Snookums is in wuv!
Oh, and also: "He knows his way in the dark." Reeeeeally. *suggestive eyebrow waggle*
Posted: Mon Oct 02, 2006 7:40 am
"Let them come if they dare! We'll be there!"
*cough* I can take just about anything the wrong
Posted: Thu Oct 05, 2006 6:08 am
Is it possible to take these a right
For example: "Let's give them a screwing they'll never forget!"
I mean, WTF? I thought I was hearing that wrong the first few times, but it's definitely in there.
LOL. Musical theatre is teh pervy. And I love it.
Posted: Thu Oct 05, 2006 6:11 am
"You at the barricades, listen to this: the people of Paris sleep in their beds..."