Les Gutterables: The Most Sexual Lines in the Musical

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Postby Marianne » Wed Apr 04, 2007 8:41 pm

Aurelia Combeferre wrote::lol: I think adaptations of Les Mis (musical and 1998 movie) are of that opinion. The only one who doesn't seem to have that opinion is Hugo himself. :lol:


Better than adaptations with Valjean/Cosette. :shock:
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Postby Frédéric Dumont » Wed Apr 04, 2007 9:33 pm

Yeah, that's plain scary.
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Postby Frédéric Dumont » Thu Aug 30, 2007 10:13 pm

Why did "who will be strong and stand with me" just make me snicker? :roll:
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Postby Aurelia Combeferre » Fri Aug 31, 2007 8:28 am

:shock: :lol: There, we're ruining DYHTPS now, eh?

Another song:

"In my life, there are so many questions and answers that somehow seem wrong..."

Now I imagine Valjean evading Cosette's 'birds and bees' questions.
"...all aptitudes having equal opportunity; politically, all votes having equal weight; religiously, all consciences having equal rights."

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Postby Frédéric Dumont » Fri Aug 31, 2007 7:16 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:
Valjean: :shock: :oops: No more words!!!
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Postby Fantine » Mon Sep 03, 2007 2:06 pm

MmeJavert wrote:"Another hour yet, and then I'm yours!"


I like that one and "You've hungered for this all your life" best :D

Also:
"Out of reach, just a whisper away, waiting for me."

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Postby Aurelia Combeferre » Tue Sep 04, 2007 2:18 pm

:lol: :shock: :lol:

Now that's ruined for me
"...all aptitudes having equal opportunity; politically, all votes having equal weight; religiously, all consciences having equal rights."

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Postby Frédéric Dumont » Wed Sep 05, 2007 9:41 pm

And Colm ruined "Look down, Javert" on the TAC - "DOWN, JAvert!!" :shock:
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Postby Fantine » Sun Sep 09, 2007 10:07 pm

"Poor Éponine the things you know you wouldn't find in books like these!"
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Postby Frédéric Dumont » Mon Sep 10, 2007 8:57 am

Now is it Éponine who knows dirty things, or Marius who is carrying around a naughty book? :wink:
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Postby Aurelia Combeferre » Mon Sep 10, 2007 10:18 am

:shock: :lol: :shock:

I have an answer to that

"Little do you know.."
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Postby Frédéric Dumont » Mon Sep 10, 2007 9:26 pm

Heh. Maybe Courfeyrac smuggled the Kama Sutra (is it spelled like that in English?) into Marius's bag during a lecture... :lol:
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Postby Aurelia Combeferre » Wed Oct 03, 2007 4:19 pm

I wouldn't put it past him to do that...

Probably because it's late at night:

"I told you I'd do it..."
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Postby Frédéric Dumont » Wed Oct 03, 2007 7:39 pm

Which is connected closely with the memorable "I'll make you scream, you'll scream alright..." :lol:
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Postby EstelleLaChatte » Fri Oct 12, 2007 7:25 am

Which is connected closely with the memorable "I'll make you scream, you'll scream alright..."


Which is about as wrong as you can get, when you think about the speaker and who he's addressing. :x
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