Les Gutterables: The Most Sexual Lines in the Musical

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Postby Bloody Noses » Sat Oct 14, 2006 5:47 am

'She's nice to see and she's soft to touch'
'Reasonable charges plus a little extra on the side'
'Thinks he's quite the lover but there's not much there' Of course, that line just sends me into giggling fits thinking about Thenardier sex.

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Postby brittlesmile » Tue Oct 17, 2006 5:27 am

"I am warning you Javert! I'm a stronger man by far!"
Every time I hear this, I think they're fighting over who's top.
"Détruire les abus, cela ne suffit pas; il faut modifier les moeurs. Le moulin n'y est plus, le vent y est encore."

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Postby Frédéric Dumont » Wed Oct 25, 2006 8:51 pm

And I always thought I was a dirty-minded chap, but you see perv in lines I too for completely harmless...

Now, what d'you think of "You talk too much"? Let your dirty minds wander... (I can't stand slash, but since you seem to love it...)
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Postby Frédéric Dumont » Thu Nov 02, 2006 9:32 pm

I had a revelation about "There's a hunger in the land" today... :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Bloody Noses » Fri Nov 03, 2006 2:14 am

"I'm doing everything all wrong!"
"He was never mine to lose."
"Good God, oh what a rumpus."
"Valjean at last, we see each other plain." I just imagine Valjean and Javert, both nekkid, in a room, staring at each other.
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Postby duva » Fri Nov 03, 2006 12:28 pm

Bloody Noses wrote:"He was never mine to hold."


... they never say that.

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Postby Frédéric Dumont » Fri Nov 03, 2006 6:13 pm

I thought it was "He was never mine to lose"...
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Postby Bloody Noses » Sun Nov 05, 2006 3:55 am

Frédéric Dumont wrote:I thought it was "He was never mine to lose"...

Really? Dammit. I have a rather bootlegged copy that makes it hard to hear. -goes off to edit-

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Postby Frédéric Dumont » Sun Nov 05, 2006 10:36 pm

It would have been funny, though. :D
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Postby Marianne » Mon Dec 18, 2006 3:06 am

... :shock: No one's mentioned "Raise the flag of freedom high" yet?
[Dieu] entend ta voix, ô fille des hommes! aussi bien que celle des constellations; car rien n'est petit pour celui devant lequel rien n'est grand.
- George Sand, Les sept cordes de la lyre

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Postby MmeJavert » Mon Dec 18, 2006 3:50 am

Way too obvious. XD
and to this day, she's glided on
always home but so far away
like a word misplaced
nothing said, what a waste

~pearl jam, "dissident"

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Postby Frédéric Dumont » Mon Dec 18, 2006 10:48 pm

... haven't yet noticed that. :lol:
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Postby Marianne » Tue Dec 19, 2006 1:49 am

Well, Jenn and I have an entire in-joke going surrounding Enjolras', um, flag of freedom... so. XD
[Dieu] entend ta voix, ô fille des hommes! aussi bien que celle des constellations; car rien n'est petit pour celui devant lequel rien n'est grand.

- George Sand, Les sept cordes de la lyre

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Postby MmeJavert » Tue Dec 19, 2006 4:16 am

Mmm, Enjy raising the Flag of Freedom. :D
and to this day, she's glided on
always home but so far away
like a word misplaced
nothing said, what a waste

~pearl jam, "dissident"

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Postby Frédéric Dumont » Tue Dec 19, 2006 9:51 pm

I really think I'm getting it now... :lol:
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