Les Gutterables: The Most Sexual Lines in the Musical

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Heidi80
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Re: Les Gutterables: The Most Sexual Lines in the Musical

Postby Heidi80 » Sun May 12, 2013 2:58 pm

DarthxEponine wrote:How about "how can I now allow this man to hold dominion over me?" - Javert

Just think about it.......

And just to clarify, my mind doesn't wander off into the slash realm... it was your guys' fault! XD

I love this one

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Re: Les Gutterables: The Most Sexual Lines in the Musical

Postby sekibun » Wed Jan 22, 2014 1:58 pm

The entire libretto has now been picked apart. I think there maybe a few below that have been covered before, but here's my effort given the slim pickings that were left:

- I am warning you Javert, I'm a stronger man by far
- There is power in me yet. My race is not yet run
- Will surely come a second time.
- Guaranteed to hit the spot Or I'm not Thénardier
- Jesus! Won't I bleed 'em in the end!
-Here the goose is cooked (goose being an euphemism for syphilis in the 16th century)
- Everybody's boon companion, Gives 'em everything he's got
- They will see the people rise!
- Hit us from the right
- But if you shoot us in the back,You'll never live to tell.
- Make them bleed while we can

My favorites are:
- A night full of you
- You'll leave my house or feel the weight of my rod
- And THEN I'm yours (Earl Carpenter with a really confused look on his face)

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Re: Les Gutterables: The Most Sexual Lines in the Musical

Postby Ilargi » Wed Nov 04, 2015 11:03 am

This thread is great! I'll never see the musical the same way as before. :lol:
Sorry for the stupid question, but what should a non gutter-minded person understand by Let's give them a screwing they'll never forget? Something like Let's give them a beating / a lesson they'll never forget?


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