I know better, but I read them mentally as if they were English. In order to learn the real pronunciations, I've got an audiobook and want to start listening even though I don't like the reader. He sounds... smarmy. Not right at ALL for LM.
Don't mess with Texas! We mess up enough by ourselves.
I have actually made bullets like they're doing in my avatar. Then loaded the gun with a ramrod, and shot it. But I'm not feeling real good about guns right now.