Okay, guys. Here's my new challenge-- write a rap song about your favourite Les Misérables character. Talk about them in the musical AND in the Brick. You can do more than one, about multiple characters that you're fond of, if you like. Here's mine:
My best bro in the show fo sho is Parnasse
He's a pretty fly guy and a fine piece of [POSTERIOR]
I know it's cliche and I know it's hormonal
And I know he's got one line that's simply atonal
And I know that his mind is all twisted and sick,
But I've liked him the best since I first read the Brick!
'Cause I like me my dandies, and I like my fops
And I like me the gangstas who get past the cops!
Parnasse is a killa, you don't wanna be messin',
Unless you're Valjean, then you can teach him a lesson.
He's got a rose in his teeth, he's got womanly hips
He's got blood on his gloves to match his blood-red lips.
He lives in the hood and he dresses up posh
But he's not so stuck-up that he won't chill with Gavroche!
He's got a big lingre... I mean, in his cane.
That's why I love Monty, so call me insane!
I am playing the Queen of France right now in a play. Try not to decapitate me.