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Rap About Your Favourite Mizzie Challenge

Postby Schmerg_The_Impaler » Sat Oct 25, 2008 9:04 pm

Okay, guys. Here's my new challenge-- write a rap song about your favourite Les Misérables character. Talk about them in the musical AND in the Brick. You can do more than one, about multiple characters that you're fond of, if you like. Here's mine:

My best bro in the show fo sho is Parnasse
He's a pretty fly guy and a fine piece of [POSTERIOR]
I know it's cliche and I know it's hormonal
And I know he's got one line that's simply atonal
And I know that his mind is all twisted and sick,
But I've liked him the best since I first read the Brick!
'Cause I like me my dandies, and I like my fops
And I like me the gangstas who get past the cops!
Parnasse is a killa, you don't wanna be messin',
Unless you're Valjean, then you can teach him a lesson.
He's got a rose in his teeth, he's got womanly hips
He's got blood on his gloves to match his blood-red lips.
He lives in the hood and he dresses up posh
But he's not so stuck-up that he won't chill with Gavroche!
He's got a big lingre... I mean, in his cane.
That's why I love Monty, so call me insane!
WORD!
I am playing the Queen of France right now in a play. Try not to decapitate me.

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Postby lesmisloony » Sat Oct 25, 2008 10:35 pm

Crimedy, Schmerg. You appear to be an evil genius.

I'd contribute, but I lack the mad skillz.
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Postby Catquesous » Sat Oct 25, 2008 11:07 pm

Was that inspired by my "Let's rap" PM? Heehee. You are a genius.

Here is my Godawful Claquesous one.
Yo yo yo yo
Get down with Claquesous
He is a bit of a prat-sous
But he is the PM member that I like
He's a masked man
Got lotsa tasks, man
Like murderin, rapin, and stealin junk
He's an asshole
But I like assholes
Just as long as they stay on the page (or screen)
I can imagine him
As just as hot as I like
An' I know this aint really a rap
But I really am quite crap
At rhyme and rhythm, so let's leave it at that!

I know it is rubbish, you don't have to tell me, but I thought I'd participate
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Postby Schmerg_The_Impaler » Sun Oct 26, 2008 2:01 am

Are you kiddin', Cat? That made me laugh out loud when I first read it. I created this thread to try to get you to post yours because I love it. I can't even pick a favourite line.
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Postby Schmerg_The_Impaler » Sun Oct 26, 2008 10:56 pm

Double postin' because I wrote a new rap. This one is Thenardier's, addressed to Marius. It's a parody of the Hitcher song.

Trapped here next door to an Argot nutjob
Biscuit from Manon
Biscuit from Manon

I’m Thenardier
I’ma get choo out of my way
Creeping through the sewer in the dead of night
With the loot I pulled off corpses (That’s right)
I’m a Bonapartist
Escape artist.
I knew your wife Cosette
Before you ever met.
I kept her as a slave
I put Fantine in debt!

Charge ya for the lice (Extra for the mice!)
Charge ya for the lice (Extra for the mice!)
Charge ya for the lice (Extra for the mice!)
Two percent for looking in the mirror (Just twice!)

We’re Patron-Minette, we’re really hardcore gangsters
Creeping through the streets like a cockroach
Wiping you away like feces
Don’t you dare cross our path!
We’ll beat your ath!

Singing a song in a freaky accent
Dancing drunken skanks, like my wife… ugh, no thanks!
Wearing ragged clothes, with a face like a rat
I’ll weasel off your last sou
(You ain’t gonna like that!)

Oh, did I lose you?
I can confuse you when I choose to
I smell just as bad as Grantaire’s old shoes do.
My daughter ‘Ponine sounds like a sick cat
I’ma send her to your place—
You ain’t gonna like that!
I am playing the Queen of France right now in a play. Try not to decapitate me.

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Postby lesmisloony » Mon Oct 27, 2008 2:45 am

SCHMERG.
SCHMERG.
SCHMERG.
SCHMERG.
OH MY GOD SCHMERG.
OH MY GOD.

I STARTED LAUGHING RIGHT AWAY AND THEN I HAD TO RAP THE WHOLE THING AND I COULDN'T STOP LAUGHING AND NO ONE AROUND ME UNDERSTANDS AND BASICALLY I LOVE YOU.
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Postby Catquesous » Mon Oct 27, 2008 12:47 pm

lesmisloony wrote:SCHMERG.
SCHMERG.
SCHMERG.
SCHMERG.
OH MY GOD SCHMERG.
OH MY GOD.

I STARTED LAUGHING RIGHT AWAY AND THEN I HAD TO RAP THE WHOLE THING AND I COULDN'T STOP LAUGHING AND NO ONE AROUND ME UNDERSTANDS AND BASICALLY I LOVE YOU.


That was my exact reaction. XD
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Postby Schmerg_The_Impaler » Mon Oct 27, 2008 10:24 pm

Awww, thank you so much! This warmed the cockles of my heart. It was really hard for me to think up good rhymes and parody the Hitcher song-- the Monty one came so much easier!
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Postby hamatarorox » Tue Oct 28, 2008 9:53 am

Oh, did I lose you?
I can confuse you when I choose to
I smell just as bad as Grantaire’s old shoes do.

Possibly the best lines EVER in a rap! Bravi, bravi, bravissimi!
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Postby SylvieProuvaire1832 » Thu Jan 22, 2009 5:33 am

I can't rap, but here are some limerics to make up for my lack of forum participation as of late.

There once was a man called Valjean
He walked all the way from Toulon
He stayed with a priest
Stole the plates from the feast
And by morning the robber was gone

There once was a Bishop of D----
The silver was stolen from he
When they brought Valjean back
He set him on track
From evil, he set Valjean free
Have courage for the greatest sorrows of life and patience for the small ones, and when you have labouriously acomplished your daily tasks, go to sleep in peace. God is awake.

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Re: Rap About Your Favourite Mizzie Challenge

Postby Mel » Thu Jan 22, 2009 6:58 am

Schmerg_The_Impaler wrote:Parnasse is a killa, you don't wanna be messin',
Unless you're Valjean, then you can teach him a lesson.

This is quite possibly the best thing I will read all week.

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Postby Acros the Stars » Thu Jan 22, 2009 11:09 pm

Charge ya for the lice (Extra for the mice!)
Charge ya for the lice (Extra for the mice!)
Charge ya for the lice (Extra for the mice!)
Two percent for looking in the mirror (Just twice!)



Good lord, you are WIN. I cannot describe how much joy this has brought me.
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Postby Euphrasie » Fri Jan 23, 2009 12:00 am

I had a thought. (I know, terrifying) Cosette rapping to get Marius' attention, and then Éponine barges in, and causes Cosette have an unexpected bowel movement, and her running back to the garden crying. Then, Marius gets into throes of melancholy, with Éponine wondering what she can to cheer him up and. . .o lawd. I'll stop. I’m sorry. D:

Schmerg_The_Impaler wrote:Charge ya for the lice (Extra for the mice!)
Charge ya for the lice (Extra for the mice!)
Charge ya for the lice (Extra for the mice!)

He'd triple charge you for telling you aboot the lice.

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Postby Schmerg_The_Impaler » Fri Jan 23, 2009 12:05 am

Awww, you guuuuuyzzz! ^_^
He'd triple charge you for telling you aboot the lice.

Hahaha, true!
I am playing the Queen of France right now in a play. Try not to decapitate me.

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Postby Acros the Stars » Fri Jan 23, 2009 12:27 am

and causes Cosette have an unexpected bowel movement


this is amazing.
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