Corrupt a wish

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Re: Corrupt a wish

Postby Chantefleurie » Sun Jan 17, 2016 1:54 am

Trompe-la-Mort wrote:I wish my university would pay me a decent stipend.


(I wish so too... :wink:)

They pay you a decent stipend, but then you get in trouble for something that wasn't even your fault and are put on academic probation.

I wish the sky became purple in colour.
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Re: Corrupt a wish

Postby Prisoner 24653 » Sun Jan 17, 2016 7:21 pm

The sky becomes purple, but whatever caused it also ends up causing extreme acid rain that burns the skin of anyone it touches.

I wish I could find a better-paying job.

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Re: Corrupt a wish

Postby deHavilland » Sun Jan 17, 2016 8:34 pm

You find a job that pays spectacularly, but leaves with you no more than ten minutes of spare time in which to spend any of that money anyway. Otherwise, you're on the clock for 23h and 50m and expected to be focus all of your attentions on work for that time period.

I wish I had brought more tablet back with me from Scotland.
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Re: Corrupt a wish

Postby Chantefleurie » Tue Jan 19, 2016 4:47 pm

deHavilland wrote:I wish I had brought more tablet back with me from Scotland.


You brought the tablet, but on your way home you realized that it was broken beyond repair.

I wish I didn't have early morning classes.
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Re: Corrupt a wish

Postby 23623 » Sun Jan 24, 2016 7:07 am

You don't have early morning classes. Instead, you have an essay due early next morning but you haven't started writing it yet!
...which is actually my case.
I wish that wasn't :cry:
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Re: Corrupt a wish

Postby Chantefleurie » Sun Jan 24, 2016 6:32 pm

_23623_ wrote:You don't have early morning classes. Instead, you have an essay due early next morning but you haven't started writing it yet!
...which is actually my case.
I wish that wasn't :cry:


It isn't - the deadline was today. You're handing it in late. 8)

Oh the troubles of student life! :(

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Re: Corrupt a wish

Postby Gervais » Tue Jan 26, 2016 2:22 am

Pencils don't smudge, because they no longer write at all. Your only option is the Pen.


I wish more people paid musicians well.
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Re: Corrupt a wish

Postby Prisoner 24653 » Tue Jan 26, 2016 4:57 am

The pay for musicians goes up higher than that of doctors or lawyers, but the qualifying test for musicians is made so insanely difficult that nobody qualifies.

I wish my neck wasn't sore.

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Re: Corrupt a wish

Postby 23623 » Fri Feb 05, 2016 3:30 pm

Your neck is perfectly fine, but you've just broken your leg while playing soccer today.
Sorry for being mean. :D

I wish I wasn't stuck in an insanely long and boring meeting right now.
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Re: Corrupt a wish

Postby Chantefleurie » Wed Feb 10, 2016 4:33 am

_23623_ wrote:I wish I wasn't stuck in an insanely long and boring meeting right now.


You manage to slip away from the meeting, but promptly fall down through the drain hole and get stuck in the sewers of Paris! (fortunately, as a Mizzie, you can find your way down to the river). :P

I [belatedly] wish my watch was waterproof. :mrgreen:
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Re: Corrupt a wish

Postby CC21106 » Thu Nov 10, 2016 7:29 pm

Chantefleurie wrote:I [belatedly] wish my watch was waterproof. :mrgreen:


Your watch runs on tritium, which glows green and irradiates you (I saw a real one like this once).
I wish for a three-hour opera of LM.
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Re: Corrupt a wish

Postby Prisoner 24653 » Sun Nov 27, 2016 7:22 pm

CC21106 wrote:I wish for a three-hour opera of LM.


There's a three-hour LM opera, but it's done really badly -- terrible score by an amateur composer, bad casting, and all kinds of needless changes to the plot so that it's not really LM anymore.

I wish I had more room in my house for books. (A common wish on this forum, I'm sure!)

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Re: Corrupt a wish

Postby 23623 » Mon Nov 28, 2016 3:05 am

Prisoner 24653 wrote:There's a three-hour LM opera, but it's done really badly -- terrible score by an amateur composer, bad casting, and all kinds of needless changes to the plot so that it's not really LM anymore.

Stupid question, I know, but is it true or just you making things up for this game?

So, you'll have enough space for books, but they're all in a language you don't understand at all.

Speaking of that, I really wish I understood German...
(NOT only for those musicals. :mrgreen: Is there anyone who has done European philosophy in university? If you do, you know how I feel about reading those original texts!)
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Re: Corrupt a wish

Postby Prisoner 24653 » Mon Nov 28, 2016 3:34 am

23623 wrote:Stupid question, I know, but is it true or just you making things up for this game?


Just for the game, as far as I'm aware. *knocks on wood*

Speaking of that, I really wish I understood German...
(NOT only for those musicals. :mrgreen: Is there anyone who has done European philosophy in university? If you do, you know how I feel about reading those original texts!)


You understand German, but lose the ability to understand any other language. (Haven't studied German myself, so all I know of the language comes from movies and musicals. :lol: )

I wish the US election had gone differently.

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Re: Corrupt a wish

Postby 23623 » Mon Nov 28, 2016 3:53 am

Prisoner 24653 wrote:
23623 wrote:Stupid question, I know, but is it true or just you making things up for this game?


Just for the game, as far as I'm aware. *knocks on wood*

Oooooh... :(
I second CC's wish, then.

Prisoner 24653 wrote:I wish the US election had gone differently.

*hugs*
My American friends all felt like it's the end of the world. I know nothing about American politics but wish things will get better for you guys.

So, you get the best president ever in American history, but the next day an alien army destroys the Earth during their invasion of the solar system. (Literally the end of the world, lol)

I'm so sorry.

I wish I didn't have to write the 10-page essay for said European philosophy course...
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