Corrupt a wish

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Corrupt a wish

Postby FortressDoor » Mon Apr 15, 2013 9:21 pm

Simply put, someone wishes for something and then someone else corrupts it. Your post should corrupt the previous posts wish and then make a new wish for yourself.

For example

Person 1 "I wish for a motorbike"
Person 2 "You crash the motorbike and die. I wish for money"
Person 3 "The money is stolen from a bank, you go to jail and die. I wish for cake "

Etc Etc

I'll start

I wish Les Misérables was mandatory reading for all people.
Everyone who complains that the movie is too long hasn't read the book.

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Re: Corrupt a wish

Postby Gervais » Mon Apr 15, 2013 10:27 pm

Les Miz is mandatory for all, and people keep hitting you on the head with the hardcover one.

I wish for cupcakes. :mrgreen:
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Re: Corrupt a wish

Postby MamzelleCombeferre » Mon Apr 15, 2013 11:31 pm

The cupcakes are poisoned with lye.

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Re: Corrupt a wish

Postby The Bricklayer » Tue Apr 16, 2013 2:33 am

It snows in the middle of it.

I wish for universal, unconditional tolerance.
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Re: Corrupt a wish

Postby YoungStudentMarius » Tue Apr 16, 2013 2:37 am

You're granted a tolerance for pain? Which is added into the equation at no extra charge? :wink:
Aw, nuts, it just said "tolerance" a minute ago. Now it's harder. :( Um...everyone dies and there's nothing left to tolerate? :oops:

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Re: Corrupt a wish

Postby Aurelia Combeferre » Tue Apr 16, 2013 3:58 am

The old books fall apart at the slightest touch.

I wish for cooler weather.
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Re: Corrupt a wish

Postby Trompe-la-Mort » Tue Apr 16, 2013 10:08 am

We just had the coldest winter I can remember, so no way! :wink:

The earth becomes an ice planet. I wish for a really good staging of my favourite opera.
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Re: Corrupt a wish

Postby Aurelia Combeferre » Tue Apr 16, 2013 11:15 am

The staging is cancelled at the Intermission.

I wish for a DVD copy of the 2012 Les Misérables movie.
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Re: Corrupt a wish

Postby Trompe-la-Mort » Tue Apr 16, 2013 2:12 pm

My favourite opera is only 100 minutes, there is never an intermission... Sorry, couldn't resist :wink:

Due to budget constraints, they decide to rather sell a remastered version of the 1952 movie on DVD. I wish for ice cream for everyone.
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Re: Corrupt a wish

Postby Gervais » Tue Apr 16, 2013 3:55 pm

The icecream is for everyone but you, who is now banned from it.

I wish to learn violin.
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Re: Corrupt a wish

Postby Prisoner 24653 » Tue Apr 16, 2013 7:20 pm

You learn violin, but get carpal tunnel syndrome and are unable to play anyway.

I wish to write and produce an original musical.

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Re: Corrupt a wish

Postby MamzelleCombeferre » Tue Apr 16, 2013 7:44 pm

The manuscript gets burned in a tragic fire and after you rewrite it, the show doesn't make it past beginning workshops.

I wish to be finished with my essay.
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Re: Corrupt a wish

Postby FortressDoor » Tue Apr 16, 2013 7:48 pm

You get an F

I wish I didn't procrastinate at all.
Everyone who complains that the movie is too long hasn't read the book.

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Re: Corrupt a wish

Postby MamzelleCombeferre » Wed Apr 17, 2013 3:30 am

You are physically unable to stop doing work.

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Re: Corrupt a wish

Postby Gervais » Wed Apr 17, 2013 3:27 pm

You are killed by daleks immediately.

I wish for headphones that actually work.
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