Corrupt a wish

[CC21106]

My American friends all felt like it's the end of the world. I know nothing about American politics but wish things will get better for you guys.

Thank you, I appreciate that.

So, you get the best president ever in American history, but the next day an alien army destroys the Earth during their invasion of the solar system. (Literally the end of the world, lol)

Wow, that's a hard one to follow up on. I'm gonna have to think about that.

[CC21106]

The end of the world turns out to be a reversible hack to the universal simulation that we all live in according to Elon Musk, but now we have to live with random hacks to the universal simulation.

To be a little less cosmic, I wish nobody was allergic to cats.