Les Misérables Chain Game

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Re: Les Misérables Chain Game

Postby Mademoiselle Mabeuf » Thu May 23, 2013 8:57 pm

1. Punch Javert in the nose.
Javert doubles over and cries, "You will pay for this, Valjean!" Montparnasse laughs evilly, as not only is Fantine going to be arrested, but Javert has been hurt.
Just then:
1. Bishop Myriel arrives and says, "Peace, children!"
2. Montparnasse develops a hacking cough in the midst of his evil laugh.
3. Fantine leaves the scene to visit the Opera Populaire.
"He never left home without a book under his arm, and often returned with two..."
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Re: Les Misérables Chain Game

Postby AFarawaySong » Thu May 23, 2013 9:01 pm

3. Fantine leaves the scene to visit the Opera Populaire.

"NUUUUU!" cried Javert, "YOU WILL REGRET THE DAY YOU DID NOT DO ALL THAT THE PHANTOM ASKED OF YOU!"

"Dude." said Montparnasse, "Wrong musical."

"Oh."

Javert then promptly...

1. Kidnapped Cosette
2. Developed a sudden obsession with stars.
3. Decided to go and jump off a bridge.
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Re: Les Misérables Chain Game

Postby Mademoiselle Mabeuf » Thu May 23, 2013 9:10 pm

(There's actually a few passages in LM that make me think Javert is the Phantom. But I won't spam them here.)
1. Kidnaps Cosette
"THIS CHILD IS STANDING ON THAT PATCH OF GRASS ILLEGALLY!" he shouts. "OFF TO THE JAIL WITH YOU!"
Cosette:
1. Strokes his sideburns and says, "Why are you so furry, Daddy?"
2. Gazes up at him, uncomprehending.
3. Says: "HE'S HERE, THE INSPECTOR OF PARIS! BEWARE THE INSPECTOR OF PARIS!"
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Re: Les Misérables Chain Game

Postby AFarawaySong » Thu May 23, 2013 9:14 pm

3. Says: "HE'S HERE! THE INSPECTOR OF PARIS! HE'S HERE!"

"HE IS!" screeched Javert.

"Heehe,." smiled Cosette, "But seriously, I want to go home. ALL I WANT IS FREEDOM! A WORLD WITH NO MORE NIGHT! AND YOU, ALWAYS BESIDE ME! TO HOLD ME AND TO HIDE ME!"

Javert:
1. Drops Cosette on her head.
2. Pukes from the fluffiness of it all.
3. Is confused.
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Re: Les Misérables Chain Game

Postby Mademoiselle Mabeuf » Thu May 23, 2013 9:23 pm

3. Is confused.
"Wait, you want me with you? Why not your mother?"
"Well," Cosette sighed, "MOTHER ONCE SPOKE OF AN ANGEL...I USED TO DREAM HE'D BE TRUE...AND, JUST AS SOON AS I MET YOU...I KNEW HE WAS YOOOOOOOU!"
Javert:
1. Flattered, decides to adopt Cosette.
2. Continues with his plan to take her to jail.
3. Sits down and ponders.
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Re: Les Misérables Chain Game

Postby AFarawaySong » Thu May 23, 2013 9:30 pm

3. Sits down and ponders

"Cosette, you must have been dreaming! Stories like this can't be true! Cosette, you're talking in riddles! And it's not like you!"

"Actually," said Cosette, "I do this a lot. Y'know, I think IIII'LL TRY DEFYING GRAVITY, AND YOU WON'T BRING ME DOWN!"

"Singing loudly In public is ILLEGAL! You are under arrest!"

Cosette:
1. Serves nineteen years and then breaks parole.
2. Defies gravity.
3. Kicks Javert in the, um, well, um, er, that place.
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Re: Les Misérables Chain Game

Postby Mademoiselle Mabeuf » Thu May 23, 2013 10:08 pm

1. Serves nineteen years and then breaks parole

"COSETTE FAUCHELEVAUNT IS NOTHING NOW! ANOTHER STOOOOOOOORY MUST BEGIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN!" shouted 25 year old Cosette. Then:
1. Gray-haired Fantine walked up and said, "Cosette, child, is it really you?"
2. Cosette disguised herself as mn nd became mayor of an industrious small village.
3. Javert popped up and said, "Back to jail with you!"
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Re: Les Misérables Chain Game

Postby WhoIam » Thu May 23, 2013 10:45 pm

2. Cosette disguised herself as a man and became mayor of a small industrial village.

Suddenly, the mayor heard screams.
"Help! Help!" Mayor Cosette ran outside to discover what the fuss was all about.
A man was trapped under a cart. Cosette recognized him. He was:

1. Felix Tholomyes, and she saves him.
2. Really Old Javert, and she walks away from him.
3. Really Old Javert, and he recognizes her, shoves the cart off himself in a fit of rage, and for some reason turns into the Hulk.
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Re: Les Misérables Chain Game

Postby FortressDoor » Fri May 24, 2013 7:39 pm

.3. Point at Montparnasse screaming "NO! HE'S JEAN VALJEAN!

Javert, facing a moral crists

1. Arrests both of them
2. Jumps into a river.
3. Apologises to both people and ask fantine out to dinner.
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Re: Les Misérables Chain Game

Postby AFarawaySong » Fri May 24, 2013 8:31 pm

3. Really Old Javert, and he recognizes her, shoves the cart off himself in a fit of rage, and for some reason turns into the Hulk.

"Ohmigod!" cried Cosette, "I was called out here for NO REASON? I could have been helping poor people? Honestly, you people are really annoying, you could have at least been nice about the matter and told me he could turn into The Hulk! It's so rude to whisper things behind people's back, and honestly, I'm just so ashamed of all of you, I am a genuinely nice person, but if you are going to keep secrets from me - "

"Cosette, I am your mother. Please, you are annoying these people."

Then...

1. Cosette shouted "Mummy!" and ran to give Fantine a hug.
2. Continued with her rant.
3. Called Fantine a stalker.
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Re: Les Misérables Chain Game

Postby Mademoiselle Mabeuf » Fri May 24, 2013 9:29 pm

[Note: based on the way I interpreted that the first time I read it, Javert was the one who said that to Cosette.]
2. Continued with her rant.
"And now the Inspector/the Hulk thinks he's my mother! Honestly, what's up in this town?"
"No, Cosette! It's true!" Hulkvert pulled his face off, revealing it to be a mask. Then he stepped out of the suit, showing that it was really Fantine standing on Valjean's shoulders. Cosette:
1. Passed out.
2. Was arrested by a policeman who realized she had been masquerading as a man all this time.
3. Said, "But--but--but..."
"He never left home without a book under his arm, and often returned with two..."
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Re: Les Misérables Chain Game

Postby AFarawaySong » Fri May 24, 2013 9:41 pm

(Heehee)

1. Passed Out

"No!" cried a random stranger, "I love her!"

"Her? What do you mean 'her'?" another random stranger asked.

"Well, I was stalking her in the Luxembourg Gardens," the stranger one said.

"But that's a bajillion miles away!" said stranger two.

"Shut up. As I was saying, I was stalking her in the Luxembourg Gardens and she was quite clearly a woman. So... in your face."

The stranger then revealed himself to be:
1. Marius
2. Grantaire
3. Enjolras

(Knowing you, I don't even know why I ask this question... heehee.)
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Re: Les Misérables Chain Game

Postby Mademoiselle Mabeuf » Fri May 24, 2013 9:51 pm

GAH THANK YOU OTPNESS
3. ENJOLRAS!
"Mademoiselle!" Enjolras knelt down beside her. "Mademoiselle Cosette, are you all right?"
"How...do you know my name?" she murmured.
"Well, I found one of your handkerchiefs, that had YOUR name on it, and--"
He was interrupted by:
1. The real Javert
2. Valjean pulling him away because Fantine said she didn't want him hanging around her daughter
3. Grantaire, who was agog and aghast.
(Didja notice how this thread was semi-sane before we came a long? Teehee.)
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Re: Les Misérables Chain Game

Postby AFarawaySong » Fri May 24, 2013 9:58 pm

3. Grantaire who was agog and aghast.

"I am agog, I am aghast, is Enjolras in love at last?" Grantaire sang.

"Yes. I am. Deal with it." said Enjolras, "Anyway, Cosette and I are going to build a barricade to rebel against injustice in the law. Care to join us?"

Grantaire, however, was going on a date with:
1. Azelma
2. Éponine
3. Azelma AND Éponine

(I ship him with Azelma. You ship him with Éponine. 'Tis on my friend, 'tis on.)
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Re: Les Misérables Chain Game

Postby Mademoiselle Mabeuf » Fri May 24, 2013 10:03 pm

1. Azelma (because I already got my ship)
"That's no problem!" Enjolras explained. "Cosette and I are going out too! To the Build a Barricade to Rebel Against Injustice in the Law Café! We can double date!
Grantaire:
1. Agreed
2. Declined
3. Was agog and aghast again
"He never left home without a book under his arm, and often returned with two..."
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