If this is the right forum: folks, I need you to come up with some funny!
You know the Ryan Gosling "Hey girl" meme? (Google it if not. Easy to find.) Someone emailed me a Les Mis related one: Aaron Tveit with the caption, "Hey girl, let's go to the barricades together."
But I know we can do better than that. So. Les Mis Hey Girl captions. (For any character; doesn't have to be Enjolras. In fact, you don't even need a photo attached.) Go!
"Hey girl, are you in the National Guard? 'Cause you've shot me through the heart."
"Hey girl, Valjean may have stolen a loaf of bread, but you've stolen my heart."