The Shortest Les Mis Books Ever Written

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Re: The Shortest Les Mis Books Ever Written

Postby FortressDoor » Mon May 20, 2013 6:33 pm

"How to make sure the man is right for you": Fantine
"Why stalking girls to their house is wrong": Marius
Everyone who complains that the movie is too long hasn't read the book.

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Re: The Shortest Les Mis Books Ever Written

Postby Gervais » Mon May 20, 2013 7:28 pm

Why You Shouldn't Garden, by Mabeuf, with commentary by Cosette.

The Gentleman's Guide to Getting Over Awkwardness, Clumsiness, and Similar Issues, by Marius Pontmercy.
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Re: The Shortest Les Mis Books Ever Written

Postby Aurelia Combeferre » Tue May 21, 2013 4:46 am

"Honest Accounting" by Thenardier

"How to Parent Your Son" by Mme. Thenardier
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Re: The Shortest Les Mis Books Ever Written

Postby FortressDoor » Thu May 23, 2013 7:32 am

"The Dangers of inviting strangers into your house is wrong"-- Bishop M, with commentary from Gavroche and Jean ValJean

How to get on with your grandson- Monsieur Gillenormand

"Why Twilight is better"- Victor Hugo.
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Re: The Shortest Les Mis Books Ever Written

Postby deHavilland » Sun May 26, 2013 6:37 am

"The Winds of Chance: Your Guide to the High-Stakes World of Real Estate Investment" by L'aigle de Meaux
"Quand vous aurez besoin de Bahorel, capitaine, Bahorel est là! Je sais faire trébucher tous les chevaux du garde-corps avec une ficelle... Rien qu'une petite ficelle. Enfin, pensez à Bahorel du Café Musain!"

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Re: The Shortest Les Mis Books Ever Written

Postby freedomlover » Sun May 26, 2013 10:37 pm

"Down with the barricades: How We Should Peacefully Ignore a Tyrannical Government" by Enjolras, with a commentary by Bahorel.

"The People Should Not Vote." by Enjolras

"Long Live The Revolution!" by Javert with a forward by Cosette

"Never Do Your Duty and Let Enjolras Live" by National Guard Soloist

"Love is Stupid, Politics Rules" by Marius, with commentaries by Cosette and Éponine

"The Law Is Not Mocked" by Gavroche
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Re: The Shortest Les Mis Books Ever Written

Postby Mademoiselle Mabeuf » Mon May 27, 2013 8:21 pm

"How to Correctly Pronounce/Spell 3 Letter Words," by Javert
"Why Spying on Everyone Around You is Wrong," by Marius, co-written by Madame Victurnien
"He never left home without a book under his arm, and often returned with two..."
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Re: The Shortest Les Mis Books Ever Written

Postby WhoIam » Tue May 28, 2013 12:50 am

How to Get Along with Your In-Laws, by M. Gillenormand, with commentary by Georges Pontmercy.
The Benefits of Labor, by Montparnasse.
Guide to Facial Recognition, by Javert, with commentary by Brevet, Cochepaille, and Chenildieu.
Hair Care for You, by Laigle de Meaux.
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Re: The Shortest Les Mis Books Ever Written

Postby FortressDoor » Tue May 28, 2013 1:01 pm

WhoIam wrote:Guide to Facial Recognition, by Javert, with commentary by Brevet, Cochepaille, and Chenildieu.


That's a good one :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: The Shortest Les Mis Books Ever Written

Postby WhoIam » Tue May 28, 2013 1:48 pm

Why, thank you. :D
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Re: The Shortest Les Mis Books Ever Written

Postby FortressDoor » Thu May 30, 2013 12:05 am

How to sing- Amanda Seyfried, with additional commentary from Russel Crowe
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Re: The Shortest Les Mis Books Ever Written

Postby WhoIam » Thu May 30, 2013 3:06 am

Our Truly Loving Parents, cowritten by Éponine, Azelma, Gavroche, and the two unnamed younger brothers.
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Re: The Shortest Les Mis Books Ever Written

Postby R the Cynic » Mon Jun 03, 2013 8:55 pm

The Right to Remain Ignorant- by Combeferre
The Guide to Stopping Stalking- by Éponine, with help from Javert
Don't Die, a Guide- by everyone but Cosette, Marius, Thenardier, and Azelma :D
Excess is a Virtue- by Monsieur Myriel
Luck- by Lesgle
Guide to Sobriety- by Grantaire
How to Choose the Correct Child Care- by Fantine
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Re: The Shortest Les Mis Books Ever Written

Postby freedomlover » Sun Jun 16, 2013 6:38 pm

Being Narrowminded- by Combeferre
Studying All Day and Night- by Courfeyrac and Bahorel, with a forward jointly written by Enjolras and Marius.
Lalala Being Silly all Day- by Javert
I Forgot My Name- by Javert
Who Cares About the Poor?- by Jean Valjean
Mercy is Bad- by Jean Valjean
Positive Thinking by Grantaire
Good Karma: Put Away Cynicism by Grantaire
How to Win a Revolution- by Enjolras (alright, that was not too far was it?)
Not Rambling Too Much About Politics- by everybody who is not Enjolras
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Re: The Shortest Les Mis Books Ever Written

Postby meow139 » Thu Jul 18, 2013 1:51 am

"The Art of a Godly Lifestyle: Abstinence and Religion"- By Grantaire
"The Joys of Restraining Orders"- By Cosette Fauchlevent
"Embracing Your Own Name"- by Thenardier and Valjean
"Sexytime: Men's Guide to Seductive Poledancing"- by Enjolras
"I Might Be A Stalker: A Self-Help Manual"- by Marius with a preface by Éponine
"Diving 101"- by Javert
"The Value of Human Life"- by Montparnasse
"F**k the Police!"- by Javert
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