The Shortest Les Mis Books Ever Written

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Re: The Shortest Les Mis Books Ever Written

Postby Mlle_Alexandrie » Sun Oct 28, 2012 10:28 pm

"World's Best Daddy: A Guide To Fatherhood" and "How To Be A Great Boyfriend" by Félix Tholomyès
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Re: The Shortest Les Mis Books Ever Written

Postby La_Armada » Sun Oct 28, 2012 10:40 pm

"Get the chick: 1001 dating tips", by Enjolras.
"The Wonders of Marriage", by Courfeyrac.

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Re: The Shortest Les Mis Books Ever Written

Postby Gervais » Wed Nov 07, 2012 1:31 am

"How to Succeed in Business" by Thernardier
"Debunking Voltaire: The Fault of the Philosopher" by Enjolras
"How to Swim in Cold Water" by Éponine Thernardier, with an introduction by Javert
"How to Promote Freethinking and Republicanism" by the National Guard
Okay, may have crossed the line on that one... :oops: Sorry.
"Controlling your Girlfriend" by Montparnasse
"How to Say Goodbye Painlessly" by Fantine
"Swindling 101" by Bishop Myriel
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Re: The Shortest Les Mis Books Ever Written

Postby enjolraslesunicorn » Mon Dec 03, 2012 10:15 pm

How to Keep One Alias for Life - Jean Valjean
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Re: The Shortest Les Mis Books Ever Written

Postby The Bricklayer » Tue Dec 04, 2012 12:43 am

"How to say no to dangerous criminals at your door" by Bishop Myriel.
"How to properly burn a book" by Combeferre.
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Re: The Shortest Les Mis Books Ever Written

Postby Little_Gamine1832 » Tue Dec 25, 2012 4:33 pm

1001 of the Best Tips in Paris Fashion by Éponine Thenardier
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Re: The Shortest Les Mis Books Ever Written

Postby TheJondretteGirl » Mon Dec 31, 2012 1:00 am

How to Deal with Unrequited Love by Cosette Fauchelevent
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Re: The Shortest Les Mis Books Ever Written

Postby Rose1836 » Mon Dec 31, 2012 6:44 pm

Kamasutra for 19th century French by Enjolras
Healthy love by Éponine
Good girls go to Heaven, bad girls go everywhere by Cosette

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Re: The Shortest Les Mis Books Ever Written

Postby The Bricklayer » Mon Dec 31, 2012 7:10 pm

Rose1836 wrote:Kamasutra for 19th century French by Enjolras
:shock: :shock: Didn't think of that one...

How to Procrastinate Without Getting Abused by Young Cosette
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Re: The Shortest Les Mis Books Ever Written

Postby freedomlover » Mon Dec 31, 2012 9:46 pm

"Why the government should control your life." by Enjolras
"I love centralized authority" by Enjolras
"Civil Disobedience" by Javert
"Hoarding Money and Keeping it to myself" by ValJean
"My life being Mean" by Cosette
"Obeying The Rules" by Gavroche
"Revolutions are Fun" by Javert
"I Want the King To Control My Life" by Enjolras
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Re: The Shortest Les Mis Books Ever Written

Postby Rose1836 » Sun Jan 06, 2013 12:24 pm

The Bricklayer wrote:
Rose1836 wrote:Kamasutra for 19th century French by Enjolras
:shock: :shock: Didn't think of that one...
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:lol:
Virtue of poverty by Jean Valjean

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Re: The Shortest Les Mis Books Ever Written

Postby Aurelia Combeferre » Sun Jan 06, 2013 2:49 pm

"You Do Not Have That Illness: A Hypochondriac's Self-Help Manual" by Joly
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Re: The Shortest Les Mis Books Ever Written

Postby Gervais » Sat Jan 12, 2013 5:53 pm

"Keeping Your Money for Yourself" by Petite Gervais
"The Art of Minimalism" by Victor Hugo
"Flag Raising 101: Getting the cloth without getting killed" by Mabeuf
"Keeping up with the Bourgeois" by Gavroche, with annotations by Éponine, Fantine, and Thernardier
"The Art of Minimalism: Fashion and Humility Edition" by Theodule
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Re: The Shortest Les Mis Books Ever Written

Postby Courgette » Fri Feb 01, 2013 4:57 pm

"Maintaining my virginity" - Fantine (did I cross the line...)
"Clean & Clear" - Éponine
"Flirting 101" - Enjolras
"Law-Breaker" - Javert
"Borrow, Not Steal" - Valjean
"Mother Nature is a bitch" - Jean Prouvaire
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Re: The Shortest Les Mis Books Ever Written

Postby Mademoiselle Mabeuf » Sat May 18, 2013 5:57 am

"A Complete Guide to Spelling Your Own Name," by Laiglessuetdemeaux
"Why Atheism Makes Sense," by the Bishop of Digne
"How to be a Good Judge of Character," by Fantine
"How to Read Source Material," by the Directors of the 1998 Movie. (I could look up who it was, but I really don't want to visit its Wikipedia page...)
"I'm Totally Not the Phantom of the Opera in Disguise," by Claquesous
"He never left home without a book under his arm, and often returned with two..."
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