This is an awesome idea for a thread.
"The Achievements of Napoleon," by Monsieur Gillenormand
"How to Flirt and Be a Bad Girl," by Cosette Fauchelevent
"The Postives of Having a Monarchy," by Enjolras
"How to Make a Decision," by Marius Pontmercy
"Memoirs of an Honest Citizen," by Thenardier
"200 Tricks to Getting Someone to Fall for You," by Éponine Thenardier
"How to Write a Short Novel," by Victor Hugo.
Yeah....riiiiiiiiiight...Good one, Vic!