Things I Am Not Allowed to do on the Barricades

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Re: Things I Am Not Allowed to do on the Barricades

Postby Maria Combeferre » Mon Jan 16, 2012 1:49 pm

- Under no circumstance whatsoever am I allowed to remind Enjolras that it is the strength of one conviction and not the number of followers that determine the outcome of the battle.
- I very much doubt that the "Kama Sutra" is a necessary addition to the Musains library.
- I must absolutely not allow Combeferre to hear me claim to be capable of performing an appendix removal. In a tank. Behind enemy lines. At night.
- Nor will I ask Bahorel to give the subject of said appendix removal a blow to the head in lieu of proper anesthetic.
- It is also a very bad idea to present Grantaire with the recipe for "A small eye-opener".
- Or any other drink, in fact.

(The explanation for the appendix removal, since i rather doubt many of are familiar with Sven Hassel ( and I mean that as a good thing) can be found here: http://www.svenhassel.info/ - books - Liquidate Paris. The recipe for "A small eye-opener can be found at the same site, under "Drinks" in the "fold-down" menu.)
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Re: Things I Am Not Allowed to do on the Barricades

Postby LastAmi » Mon Jan 16, 2012 2:06 pm

--'I have a fear of loud noises' is not an acceptable excuse for not helping in the fighting.
--Nor is 'I'm allergic to dying'.
--I will not "borrow" Enjolras's Glare o' Death.
--I will not give Valjean a copy of the Brick everytime he asks "Who am I?"
--I will not give Bahorel a list of names and addresses of people who I find annoying.
--If I do, I am fully accountable for all consequences.
--I will not yell "FOR NARNIA!" everytime Enjolras makes a speech.
--I will not make comments about Marius's hair which involve the words "bird's-nest", "bird's-eggs", and/or "spaniel".
--I will not force Enjolras to watch the sleepover scene in the 2002 miniseries.
--If I do, I will make sure I am out of the room at the time.
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Re: Things I Am Not Allowed to do on the Barricades

Postby Vevette » Mon Jan 16, 2012 10:11 pm

[quote]I think Javert is a time lord ( But he doesn't know that. Kind of "John Smith". It may explain his love for the stars).[/quote

Funny you should say that souslesetoiles, as I often find myself staring at Matt Smith wondering 'Javert - or Enjolras? Enjolras - or Javert?'

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Re: Things I Am Not Allowed to do on the Barricades

Postby LesMisPhangirl » Tue Jan 17, 2012 4:41 am

Vevette wrote:
I think Javert is a time lord ( But he doesn't know that. Kind of "John Smith". It may explain his love for the stars).[/quote

Funny you should say that souslesetoiles, as I often find myself staring at Matt Smith wondering 'Javert - or Enjolras? Enjolras - or Javert?'


Hahaha! We've already determined over on Tumblr that Javert and the Doctor are one in the same. That was fun! :lol:
After all the Doctor does have a police box and is obsessed with the stars..... :mrgreen:


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Re: Things I Am Not Allowed to do on the Barricades

Postby Vevette » Tue Jan 17, 2012 4:20 pm

Where on Tumblr - this I *have* to see!

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Postby LesMisPhangirl » Wed Jan 18, 2012 5:24 am

Vevette wrote:Where on Tumblr - this I *have* to see!


Oh goodness! It was a long time ago! I wouldn't even know how far back to look on my blog but yeah we kept reblogging Doctor Who posts and spazzing over the Javert connections. XD Twas fun! :D
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Re: Things I Am Not Allowed to do on the Barricades

Postby Vevette » Wed Jan 18, 2012 3:32 pm

Oh Javert would make awonderful Timelord - he's *such* a weirdo in completely the right way!

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Re: Things I Am Not Allowed to do on the Barricades

Postby The Bricklayer » Sat Mar 10, 2012 6:43 pm

Mlle_Alexandrie wrote:-I will not set up Grantaire and Sydney Carton as drinking partners

I fell a slash-fic coming. :wink:

I will not tell Courfeyrac that the fangirls prefer Enjolras and his vest.
I will not suggest that thick textbooks make great shields. (Enjolras might loot the library for them.)
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Re: Things I Am Not Allowed to do on the Barricades

Postby Mlle_Alexandrie » Sat Mar 10, 2012 9:53 pm

-I will not point out that heavy textbooks also make good projectile weapons
-I will not kick members of the National Guard off the barricade whilst screaming "THIS IS SPARTA!"
-I will not ask Grantaire why the rum is gone
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Re: Things I Am Not Allowed to do on the Barricades

Postby Aurelia Combeferre » Sun Mar 11, 2012 3:54 am

In the same vein, I will not suggest building the barricade out of textbooks would be a good idea.
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Re: Things I Am Not Allowed to do on the Barricades

Postby Ravariel » Sun Mar 11, 2012 4:01 am

Aurelia Combeferre wrote:In the same vein, I will not suggest building the barricade out of textbooks would be a good idea.


Because Combeferre would be furious at the destruction of so many books, educational books, the tools of Progress!

Except in dire need, I will not suggest that Courfeyrac's wardrobe be raided for bandage material.
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Re: Things I Am Not Allowed to do on the Barricades

Postby LastAmi » Sun Mar 11, 2012 9:19 am

--I will not go all Prophet-of-death,-doom-and-destruction and tell the Amis exactly how and when they are going to die.
--I will not use a mirror to reflect sunlight into Enjolras' eyes when he is making an inspiring speech.
--I will not tell Courfeyrac Marius wants to sleep with him.
--I will not do the above in the presence of Marius.
--Or Cosette, for that matter.
--I will not assign the Amis days of the week, then for the whole of that day I will not dress like them and follow them around everywhere.
--I will not defend my natural laziness in helping to build the barricade by saying "I'm saving my strength for when we have to get rid of all the bodies."
--I will not drop hints (no matter how subtle) which encourage more 'moments' between Enjolras and Grantaire.
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Re: Things I Am Not Allowed to do on the Barricades

Postby Enjolras-the-jaw » Sun Mar 11, 2012 5:38 pm

LastAmi wrote:--I will not assign the Amis days of the week, then for the whole of that day I will not dress like them and follow them around everywhere.


I have a feeling Jehan might enjoy this though... :mrgreen:

LastAmi wrote:--I will not drop hints (no matter how subtle) which encourage more 'moments' between Enjolras and Grantaire.


WIN!

I will not introduce Courfeyrac to Raoul Victomte d'Changy... or Christine for that matter.

(I'm especially proud of this one) I will not ask M. Myriel if he prays like Tim Tebow. :mrgreen:

Javert (or Courfeyrac, for that matter) is not to be named Badass Mother F****r. :lol:

Tholomyes is not to be compared to Austin Powers.

The chapter about the Orion is not to be named: "Spidey fakes his death"

Sorry I've been away from this forum for so long! I remember when Phan_in_Mizland and I went back and forth for a couple of pages. :lol: Good times, good times. Anywhooooooooooodles... Enjo(lras)y!
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Re: Things I Am Not Allowed to do on the Barricades

Postby The Bricklayer » Thu Mar 22, 2012 3:50 pm

LastAmi wrote:--I will not tell Courfeyrac Marius wants to sleep with him.
--I will not do the above in the presence of Marius.
--Or Cosette, for that matter.

Who would you say that in front of then?
Valjean? Grantaire? Javert? Enjolras?


I will not give Javert water-wings for his birthday.
I will not teach Javert to swim.
I will not tell Grantaire that he can fly out of the second story window and impress Enjolras with his magical flying skills.
I will not say this when he is drunk.
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Re: Things I Am Not Allowed to do on the Barricades

Postby MmeFeuilly » Thu Mar 22, 2012 10:43 pm

The Bricklayer wrote:
LastAmi wrote:--I will not tell Courfeyrac Marius wants to sleep with him.
--I will not do the above in the presence of Marius.
--Or Cosette, for that matter.

Who would you say that in front of then?
Valjean? Grantaire? Javert? Enjolras?

In front of Enjolras, for sure. :P
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