I will not make Enjolras read fanmail.
I will not show said fanmail to Courfeyrac.
I will not inform Bahorel that I'm a lover, not a fighter.
I will not do this in the presence of Courfeyrac.
I will not tell Combeferre that I have an excellent book for him to read.
I will not pretend to die dramatically on the barricade so Marius will sing to me.
I will not mock the Lawr.
I will not blast Taylor Swift breakup songs from my iPod whenever Enjolras fights with Grantaire.
I will not convince Jehan to convince Enjolras to read the Oresteia.(He's read it... the Oresteia is by
I will not tell Marius, "There's gullible written on the ceiling."