MmeFeuilly wrote:The Bricklayer wrote:LastAmi wrote:--I will not tell Courfeyrac Marius wants to sleep with him.
--I will not do the above in the presence of Marius.
--Or Cosette, for that matter.
Who would you say that in front of then?
Valjean? Grantaire? Javert? Enjolras?
In front of Enjolras, for sure.
Oh definitely Although I'd make sure I had a quick exit route planned...
--I will not try to convince Grantaire that the concept of "personal space" in fact means that someone wants a hug.
--I will not suggest Enjolras put sleeping pills in Grantaire's absinthe the next time R disrupts a meeting.
--Even if there's a small possibility Enjolras will let me have the Flag of Freedom if I do.
--If I do, I will make sure that Enjolras doesn't mention my name to anyone in relation to the plan.
--I will not offer Courfeyrac a new hat if (and only if) he promises to steal the Flag of Freedom for me.
--I will not waste time trying to invent a mirror that allows you to easily see to the back of your throat for Joly. This is not an appropriate reason for not helping in planning the revolution.
--I will not refer to Enjolras as Elrond.
--I will not hum "All I Ask of You" every time Enjolras and Grantaire / Marius and Cosette / Bossuet, Musichetta and Joly / Valjean and Javert are in a room together.
--I will not hum "Devil Take The Hindmost" every time Enjolras and Grantaire / Valjean and Javert are in a room together.
--I will not sing "You will cuuuuurse the day you did not dooooooo aaaaaall that the fandom asked of yooooooooou!" whenever Enjolras spurns Grantaire.