Things I Am Not Allowed to do on the Barricades

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Re: Things I Am Not Allowed to do on the Barricades

Postby LastAmi » Tue Mar 27, 2012 12:00 pm

MmeFeuilly wrote:
The Bricklayer wrote:
LastAmi wrote:--I will not tell Courfeyrac Marius wants to sleep with him.
--I will not do the above in the presence of Marius.
--Or Cosette, for that matter.

Who would you say that in front of then?
Valjean? Grantaire? Javert? Enjolras?

In front of Enjolras, for sure. :P

Oh definitely :wink: Although I'd make sure I had a quick exit route planned...

--I will not try to convince Grantaire that the concept of "personal space" in fact means that someone wants a hug.
--I will not suggest Enjolras put sleeping pills in Grantaire's absinthe the next time R disrupts a meeting.
--Even if there's a small possibility Enjolras will let me have the Flag of Freedom if I do.
--If I do, I will make sure that Enjolras doesn't mention my name to anyone in relation to the plan.
--I will not offer Courfeyrac a new hat if (and only if) he promises to steal the Flag of Freedom for me.
--I will not waste time trying to invent a mirror that allows you to easily see to the back of your throat for Joly. This is not an appropriate reason for not helping in planning the revolution.
--I will not refer to Enjolras as Elrond.
--I will not hum "All I Ask of You" every time Enjolras and Grantaire / Marius and Cosette / Bossuet, Musichetta and Joly / Valjean and Javert are in a room together.
--I will not hum "Devil Take The Hindmost" every time Enjolras and Grantaire / Valjean and Javert are in a room together.
--I will not sing "You will cuuuuurse the day you did not dooooooo aaaaaall that the fandom asked of yooooooooou!" whenever Enjolras spurns Grantaire.
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Re: Things I Am Not Allowed to do on the Barricades

Postby LesMisPhangirl » Wed Mar 28, 2012 5:42 am

LastAmi wrote:--I will not sing "You will cuuuuurse the day you did not dooooooo aaaaaall that the fandom asked of yooooooooou!" whenever Enjolras spurns Grantaire.


Best! Every one else go home!
What shameless E/R shipping?
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Re: Things I Am Not Allowed to do on the Barricades

Postby LastAmi » Fri Mar 30, 2012 9:43 am

JavertsCrazyFangirl wrote:
LastAmi wrote:--I will not sing "You will cuuuuurse the day you did not dooooooo aaaaaall that the fandom asked of yooooooooou!" whenever Enjolras spurns Grantaire.


Best! Every one else go home!
What shameless E/R shipping?


:oops: :) Actually, I'm surprised no one else thought of that before me...
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Re: Things I Am Not Allowed to do on the Barricades

Postby BlazingDarkness » Wed Apr 25, 2012 2:29 am

If asked to do a toast at Marius and Cosette's wedding, "Drink With Me to Days Gone By" is not an appropriate choice.

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Re: Things I Am Not Allowed to do on the Barricades

Postby mywildimagination » Sun Jul 01, 2012 1:17 am

I will not tell Javert to jump off a bridge.
I will not mention Cosette's brief crush on Theodule to Marius.
I will not tell Theodule Cosette still thinks he's hot.
I will not urge Grantaire to stalk Enjolras.
I will not smuggle men into the convent Petit-Picpus.
I will not impersonate Petit-Gervais in order to solicit forty sous from Valjean.

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Re: Things I Am Not Allowed to do on the Barricades

Postby The Marshmaolo » Sat Aug 25, 2012 2:23 am

-- I will not colour Joly's pocket mirror with green highlighter. Because green highlighters were not invented in 1832.
-- I will not tell Bossuet that I love what he's done with his hair.
-- I will not call Enjolras Mr. Centrefold, Mr. Most-eligible-bachelor, Mr. My-ponytail-is-longer-than-yours, Mr. I'm-the-tallest-one-here-so-shut-up-all-of-you, The Ponytail, Mr. Are-my-pants-tight-enough?, Big Boy, Mr. What-do-you-think-I'm-scratching?-My-knee?, or Mr. you-should-see-my-Orthodontist-bill.
-- Nor will I suggest these nicknames to Jehan.
-- I will not dress up like Javert and follow Valjean around.
-- I will not dress up like Javert because Javert might arrest me for impersonating an officer.
-- I will not use the phrase "Go jump off a bridge" as I try to escape my arrest.
-- I will not tell Fantine that she's really let go of herself.
-- I will refrain from screaming "JUST KISS ALREADY YOU'D BE SO PERFECT I LOVE YOU LKJDS;FKLAJ;GLSSADF" whenever I see Grantaire try to talk to Enjolras because Joly might diagnose me with hysteria.

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Re: Things I Am Not Allowed to do on the Barricades

Postby Enjolras-the-jaw » Sat Aug 25, 2012 2:25 am

The Marshmaolo wrote:-- I will not call Enjolras Mr. Centrefold, Mr. Most-eligible-bachelor, Mr. My-ponytail-is-longer-than-yours, Mr. I'm-the-tallest-one-here-so-shut-up-all-of-you, The Ponytail, Mr. Are-my-pants-tight-enough?, Big Boy, Mr. What-do-you-think-I'm-scratching?-My-knee?, or Mr. you-should-see-my-Orthodontist-bill.


Or Enjolras-the-jaw, for that matter. :mrgreen:
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Re: Things I Am Not Allowed to do on the Barricades

Postby The Marshmaolo » Sat Aug 25, 2012 3:49 am

I was hoping you'd catch the blatant Enjolras: Saint or Sinner reference :mrgreen:

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Re: Things I Am Not Allowed to do on the Barricades

Postby Gervais » Sun Dec 09, 2012 10:19 pm

*I will not suggest that Javert start a He-Man Convict-Hater's club.
*Nor will I call him The Grinch, as it does not match him at all.
*Nor will I call Valjean Pere Noel
*Or Whitey, even if Marius does it
*I will not suggest that Barney Fife is Javert's indirect descendent, as Javert does not likely have siblings.
*Nor will I suggest that Barney Stinson is related to Courfeyrac

*I will not call Bahorel or Montparnasse Mr. Dandy Man

*I will not tell Marius that taking manliness lessons from Clark Gable will make Ursula love him
*Even if seeing Marius attempt to be Rhett Butler would be amazingly funny.
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Re: Things I Am Not Allowed to do on the Barricades

Postby YoungStudentMarius » Tue Dec 11, 2012 1:06 am

I will not tell Joly that my math allergy is contagious.

I will not replace the red flag with a green one, even if it is Saint Patrick's Day.

I will not give Courfeyrac a practical joker's kit for Christmas.

I will not present les amis with this: http://www.keepandshare.com/userpics/y/o/u/n/gstudentmarius/2012-12/sm/marius_insults_scorecard-50611546.jpg
Because they already have one. :wink:
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Re: Things I Am Not Allowed to do on the Barricades

Postby TheJondretteGirl » Mon Dec 31, 2012 1:37 am

Phan_in_Mizland wrote:-Compare Javert to Norbert Leo Butz's character in "Catch Me if You Can", even if they are 100% similar and Playbill Magazine already did.


(Sorry that this is from so long ago, but I just wanted to say that I know his family!)


I'm not allowed to...
-Hold a mistletoe up above Enjolras and Grantaire
-If I do so, I am not allowed to get Les Amis to chant "kiss!" over and over to them
-Say that Feuilly will never see Poland (even if that is true)
-Push Javert off of the Pont-au-Change into the Seine
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Re: Things I Am Not Allowed to do on the Barricades

Postby Little_Gamine1832 » Fri Jan 18, 2013 2:15 pm

-- I will not fake sick just so I can have Combeferre or Joly take care of me.
-- I will not ask Enjolras is he wants an Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle for Christmas.
-- Nor will I warn him "you'll shoot your eye out!"
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Re: Things I Am Not Allowed to do on the Barricades

Postby IBelieveInYou » Wed Apr 03, 2013 3:00 pm

Oh dear.
This is the most amazing thread ever made.
I am obsessed.
Let me try.
-Under no circumstances am I allowed to ask Enjolras to show me his larger goal.
-Nor will I enter the cafe Musain in nothing but a French flag and eau de Chanel and introduce myself as Patria, only to see Enj's reaction
-I will ever allow myself to ask Combeferre to play doctor with me, no matter how I'd love it.
-No matter how amusing the results might be, I must not give Joly puking pastilles or Nosebleed Nougats.
-I must prevent myself from drawing Voldemort's face on the back of Bossuet's head.
-I must remember that Combeferre would not appreciate me calling him Remus, or Moony.
-I must not introduce Gavroche to Weasley Wizard Wheezes.
-Not when Courfeyrac is present.
-I will not show Enjolras fanfics in which Grantaire is expecting his child.
-Under no circumstances can I dye Grantaire's hair pink while he's asleep.
-I will not run after Mme Thernadier shouting "I killed Sirius Black, I killed Sirius Black!"
-I must remember that Javert is not Severus Snape, and I must not allow myself to ask him if he's after Valjean because he has his mother's eyes.
-I shall not give a watch to Courfeyrac.
-On no account am I allowed to give Marius Mme Hucheloup's handkerchief and claim that it fell from a fair girl who was taking a stroll with a white haired man.
-I will not try to teach Fantine how to take sexual precautions.
-Especially how condoms are used.
-Not when Courfeyrac is present.
-I will not teach Grantaire The Beatles' "Why don't we do it in the road" while on the barricade at the street, and if the tune happens to slip my mouth, on no account will I allow him to sing it to Enjolras.
-I will not refer to Enjolras as Barbie's Ken no matter how much he looks like him in the 10th anniversary.
-AND I AM NOT ALLOWED AT ALL to suggest to Enjolras and Grantaire that we follow Joly-Musichetta-Bossuet's example.
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Re: Things I Am Not Allowed to do on the Barricades

Postby Gervais » Wed Apr 03, 2013 3:52 pm

~I am not allowed to break into The Sergeant at Waterloo and say "Yer a wizard, Cosette."
~Nor am I allowed to tell her "Yer a lizard."
~I will not kill Tholomyes because of his douchiness
~Nor will I hire a NG sniper to kill him
~Though it is tempting
~I will not convince Marius that Ursula is a sea witch disguised as a girl
~I will not wear the Flag of Freedom as a cape, scarf, or as any other object of clothing
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Re: Things I Am Not Allowed to do on the Barricades

Postby freedomlover » Tue Jul 09, 2013 1:32 am

I will not say Enjolras met his Waterloo at the barricades.
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