(Holden Caulfield was the main character of Catcher In The Rye and is considered the Epitome of Teenage Angst.)
Okay, I'm just going to assume we're talking about the versions from the tv show Merlin here, so apologies if you meant the original "Ye Olde Kinge Arthur" version.
Marry Arthur, because I want to be a princess, dang it!!!!!!!
Boff Gawain, because Eoin Macken is sooooooooooo hooooooooooooot.
Kill Merlin, because he can resurrect himself.
Aragon, Legolas, Faramir
"The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so absolutely free that your very existence is an act of rebellion."