It's the typical game of Marry, Boff, Kill - only with our favorite Les Misérables characters!
If you don't know how to play: basically, I'll give the names of three characters, and the next person needs to say which one they'd marry, which one they'd "boff" (you know... "boff"), and which one they'd kill. You can only do one character per verb - that's what makes it a challenge! Then you'll give three characters and the next person will make their choices, and so on.
I'll start us off with an oldy but goody: Marius, Enjolras, Grantaire
Uh, marry Cosette, boff...*dies inside* Fantine? And kill Éponine. Either way, I lose because I've done something terrible to someone who is being taken advantage of! Except in the case of Cosette, but I'd feel worse if I switched the names about again. Ah well. C:
Enjolras, Courfeyrac, Valjean.
Let us read and let us dance--two amusements that will never do any harm to the world. - Voltaire
Marry Tholomyès (man ended up with some money), kill Thénardier, boff Champmathieu (and then bathe in bleach, but at least Champmathieu wouldn't hold it over me for years and years and probably only has lice rather than VD).
Toussaint, Chowder (Matelote), Mme Victurien.
What kind of literature and what kind of life is the same question. - Tom Stoppard